Florida Man Headlines – June 12
June 12 – Florida Man Breaks Into Jail to Visit Friends
A Vero Beach man got tangled in the Indian River County Jail fence where he had gone to visit his friends. Well, I mean, we all miss our buddies. But what if all of them are in jail and we can’t just get there? It’s not like we can Facetime them or something…
But, honestly, thinking of breaking into prison is out of this world!
24-year-old Patrick Rempe must have had his most boring days as a free man in Florida. And even when he tried to get his mind off using his favorite assuage, things were not just moving as they should. So, he thought he could break into the detention center by force. Well, he rammed his car into the front door but couldn’t find his way in.
That’s when the wire fence looked scalable to him. After getting to the top, Rempe crossed over to the other side and when he tried to jump down, he realized the wire had tangled his clothes. What a scene the cops were called to! The man was up there, fighting for his life, and probably regretting his decisions.
After being untangled, the 24-year-old was treated for minor injuries before being taken to jail, per WPBT TV reports. Had the man managed to scale the first fence, he would still have had another fence to climb and a locked door to break into to reach his friends, TCPalm.com stated.
Based on the man’s charges, he might not have easily given up on his freedom yet. He staged a confrontation with the cops, gaining a battery on a law enforcement officer charge. According to the sheriff’s department, the man left damage amounting to over $5,000, gaining some plenty of time to reconnect with his friends.
After an assessment, the cops determined that all these stunts were not out of sobriety. Rempe was acting under the influence of a synthetic drug called flakka.
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June 12 – Florida Man Paints Tampa Bay Crab With Vulgar Political Message
Hillary Clinton is one seasoned US politician who attracts both criticism and appraisals. However, no matter the hating, the woman has shown us that she will always voice her opinions, regardless. This has been evident since 2015 when she ran against former president Donald Trump as the Democratic nominee. As expected, not everyone loves her way of thinking, some of whom just let her be. However, in Florida, everything must know when a Florida man is on the extreme edge because of Clinton.
We’re speaking of humans as well as creatures such as crustaceans. You might wonder the effort it took to get a live crab, paint it, and then let it back into the waters. The amount of sacrifice it might take you to let a fresh delicacy jump back into its habitat and the cost of a paint as strong as sticking to a slimy surface that’s often washed against as the crab moves about in the water.
Red State and Federalist contributor Brandon Morse was out crabbing in Tampa Bay when he stumbled upon a “surprising political bent to the crustaceans.” One of the crabs he’d fished had a not so kind message about the female politician on its underside.
As this was election time, Morse the crab hunter was surprised that the crustacean was as focused on the election as humans were. Besides, the region where he found the live crab was across the country, fairly far from the goings-on of Washington D.C. Well, that was such an unexpected sea demographic!
Morse contacted the Florida Man reporter, letting his findings that day posted on the crazed platform. Who knows? Florida men might have some insights into this weird sea phenomenon. The crab hunter of course went into Florida Man books, as everyone who visits the Sunshine State craves. However, people were speculating this could be a weird type of crab uprising, and to curb that, they needed to get the water boiling and be well fed for the elections.