September 5 – Florida Man Brings a Little Scrooge to the Holiday Season An unnamed man went to the Cape Coral Festival of Lights, but
September 4 – Florida Woman, Intoxicated, Steals Lobster from Restaurant The folks at a St. Petersburg Red Lobster restaurant witnessed a curious theft. An intoxicated
September 3 – Florida Man Tries to Lead His Pack by Biting His Dog Lake Worth, Florida resident Patrick Campbell was apparently struggling to train
September 2 – Florida Woman Arrested After “Hoof” and Run A Florida woman took a couple of friends for a joyride in a stolen vehicle.
September 1 – Florida Man Calls 911 Several Times to Discuss Hitler and Jews Because He Was Bored Everyone struggles to move on but a
August 31 – ‘Agitated’ Florida Man Fires Shots Into Neighborhood Parade A Florida man acted as a real-life grinch and began shooting into the site
August 30 – Florida Man Claiming to be ‘Captain America’ Storms into MacDill Base with Gun A Florida man attempted to drive into MacDill Air
August 29 – Florida Woman Jailed for Poisoning Neighbors’ Dogs and Cats with ‘Special Seasoning’ A Florida woman cooked up a toxic batch of food
August 28 – Florida Man Attacks Housemate Over $10 and a Pet Puppy A Florida man must face charges after authorities report that he shot
August 27 – Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Construction Materials While Delivering Mail A 39-year-old resident employee of the United States Postal Service was arrested